Sex toys are more or less acceptable these days, and
therefore people have started inventing toys that meet unique physical needs.
Some of these are pretty strange, but understandable as they are designed to
enhance sexual pleasure and introduce new sensations to the steamy session,
whether it is a solo one or couples time. Vibrators are available with three
prongs – one for insertion, an anal stimulator, and a clitoral massager, to
ensure that the woman gets the maximum pleasure from the toy. Urethral sounds
slip inside the penis to create a feeling of fullness that some men find
pleasurable, and that can also ensure a man is ready for a lengthy session by
keeping them at a semi-hard stage while the sound is inserted. But some sex
toys are rather bizarre, obviously speaking to a very small, niche group of
users. Read on to discover some of these.
Breast enhancers: while breast enhancers may sound like just
the thing for a heteronormative couple, the assumption being that the toy will
make her boobs bigger and therefore more fun to play with and suck on, and who
wouldn’t like that? However, this toy is not designed for women at all – and
the word enhancer is something of misnomer as men don’t have breasts in the
sense that one infers from the wording. That’s right, the breast enhancer is
actually a set of strap on tits for a man to slip on before doing whatever it
is that makes him feel it. Of course, these are meant for transgender people
who might feel more comfortable with breasts than they do performing the gender
with which they were born. Whatever the reason for needing these breasts, they
are certainly not the run of the mill when it comes to the sex toy drawer.
Baby Jesus butt plug: a butt plug is no longer an unusual
find in the naughty drawer, but this particular piece of nastiness is actually
nasty. Not only is there a very disturbing link to the evils of paedophilia and
everything that goes along with it, but there is a blatant disregard – even
desecration – of one of the world’s top religions. The connotations of this toy
– no matter your religious affiliations or lack thereof – just make this one a
big fat nope.