Most sex toys are basic penis replicas, whether they
vibrate, rotate, or have flanged bottoms for the prevention of – um – losses.
But there is more to sex than just sticking a dick in it and sex toy makers are
beginning to come around to understanding this. Here is a round-up of some ways
to have great sex without being conventional and stuffy.
Egg laying Alien
Tube: Okay, this device seems, at first, to be just another rubber willy, but
it’s really not… Ovipositors like this toy are a surprisingly big niche market
that some manufacturers have leapt to satisfy. The penile tube is alien-looking
– enough to satisfy those with a UFO fetish, without being so alien that it is
unfit for purpose – and is hollow, with enough space for three or four of the
surprisingly large eggs. Presumably (the information page is surprisingly coy
about the mechanics of it all) one loads up the eggs and inserts the tube into
the required orifice, using gravity and a squeezing motion to force the eggs
through the tube and into the body. The eggs are made from firm but rubbery
gelatine eggs that do eventually dissolve with body heat, so there are no
worries about anything getting stuck on a long-term basis. The alien eggs can
be inserted anywhere you like…
Clitoral stimulators: These are great for non-penetrative
orgasms and come in a wide range of shapes, sizes and strength of stimulation. You
can get stimulators that are shaped like a shield and those that will fit
inside panties so a lady can enjoy hands-free stimulus, and you can even get
them shaped rather like a textured tongue, all the better to enjoy the moment… Now,
while many men think that women need some kind of penetration in order to enjoy
an orgasm, even if they need clitoral stimulation at the same time, this is not
true at all, it is perfectly possible for a woman to have a mind-blowing orgasm
without any penetrative contact at all.
Nipple teasers: In fact, some women can orgasm from nipple
stimulation alone. Nipple teasers are small textured pieces that are designed
to maximise the sensations of pleasure. Why not see if you can bring your lady
friend to orgasm by only paying attention to her breasts?