The past two years have wrought immense changes on the world. Britain has left – or is trying to – the European Union, for no reason other than David Cameron’s hubris and the outright lies of the Leave campaign, the USA seems to have channelled its inner racist and fascist Nazi with alarming enthusiasm and the Middle East’s centuries long war seems to be ramping ever faster towards the day when...

Many people working in the porn industry choose a pseudonym to protect their privacy and that of their families, some of whom are not even aware that their sister, daughter, or mother is working in the industry. However, sometimes a clear sense of humour sneaks through, as can be seen with these, predominantly male, porn star names.Rocky Balboner is the name of a stud who clearly is very fond o...

Most sex toys are basic penis replicas, whether they vibrate, rotate, or have flanged bottoms for the prevention of – um – losses. But there is more to sex than just sticking a dick in it and sex toy makers are beginning to come around to understanding this. Here is a round-up of some ways to have great sex without being conventional and stuffy.  Egg laying Alien Tube: Okay, this device seems, ...

The volcano near your home has erupted – correction, it has exploded with the force of a thousand angry gods – and you are certain that your end is imminent. What do you do? Well, if you’re one particular man, recently uncovered, you whip out your willy for a final masturbation session, and when the pyroclastic flow hits, you are so deeply absorbed in your act of self-pleasuring that you are pr...